The CRUISE corner

siao sing shawn

2007-03-25T20:13:00.000+08:00

hahahha/......shawn ah........this guy....siao sing him ah...

about me

2006-10-06T13:44:00.000+08:00

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

i am cow. Hear me moo... i weigh twice as much as you....
and i look good on the bbq.
yoghurt cream cheese butter made from liquid from my utters...
i am cow i am cow, hear me moo oo..

A long long time

2006-09-12T22:21:00.000+08:00

Man,been a long time since i last blogged.well,all thx to my exams.Anyway,now that its over,i finally have time to blog abit.Oh well,after exam,went for some dance thingy at church,and then went to stay over at Cyrus house for the last 4 days.It was fun,too bad i blew so much cash,haiya.

Oh well,since its holidays now,i can relaz and do relaxing stuff for the nxt 2 weeks.OK,got nothing much too say so,byebye.

Inside a little sister's World

2006-09-01T23:43:00.000+08:00

Ok,this entry is for you,Victoria Fong.Ok,as some of u know,i have a sister whos name happens to be Victoria.For those who know her,she is fiesty,bad-tempered,rude and relatively arrogant.However,she is good-looking enough to have admirers,intelligent,brave,and occasionally kind.

Victoria Fong,my cute but aggressive little sister.

Well,shes quite a cute little girl.Well,it is fun to observe her.Why? Because i kinda learn quite abit about little teenage girls.Ok,here is what i have learnt so far.(this are probably universal among girls though)

1)She is really vain(this is a good thing).She wants to look good and attractive.However,she only started making the effort when she fell in love with some guy.

2)She is really temperamental.She is really really volatile.Some days shes can be as high as a near-death Heroine addict,and some days,she can be feeling as low as a death-row prisoner.I will take it that this is caused by hormones.

3)She is easily influenced.She is massively influenced by frens.I noticed how she transformed totally after leaving her old school and mixing with new frens.She also tries to follow the latest trends as well as she can.

4)She is open-minded.She is willing to try new things.This was not one of her stronger traits in the past,but now,she even dared to cut her hair short!!!!!

Well,this are some of the stuff ive learnt about my sis,until nxt time!!!

(special note to someone...i am straight!!!!U noe hu u r...)

Victoria looking her usual self,haha.

Memories of Old

2006-08-30T16:17:00.000+08:00

Looking back,it has been more than a year since enrolling in Csulb.Well,now it is already coming to the end of the 4th term,can you believe that!!!Anyway,schools been interesting and cool.So anyway,heres a gallery of pictures taken over the last couple of sems,so...ENJOY!!!!

The Csulb pic Gallery Special'

Class picture 1

Class pic 2

Lufti,Kenny, and Vino dressed up as Latino gangstas.

The Funboyz

Class pic 3 wif MARY.

Kenny,ex-teacher CORWYN,Prue,Johnson,and Steven.

Clara,Cassandra,and Prue.

The two Kennys.

Clara looking,hmm....Cool!!!

Rueben looking serious.

Cassandra(be careful,she scratches)

Prue looking well,focused!!!

Bennett,me and Rueben with Professor Cj

Lufti,Larry and John

Sexy sexy me.

Shawn lee aka,Earnie Lee.

Bennett Chan,aka,TOrress 9

Chevonne,Sesame's street number 1 fan.

Mojin hiding behind Chevonne(FOR WAT????)

Kevin the cowboy

Well,this is all for now,syo nara.........!

Kenneth the Diva

2006-08-29T18:26:00.000+08:00

Ok,since i havent gotten the new pictures yet,i will blog about my friend and CG mate,Kenneth the Diva.

Kenneth the Man

He is a really nice guy who everyone likes.HE is big and muscular,see the pic if u dun believe me.Anyway,since hes such a nice guy who advertised my blog on his blog,i thought i would return the favour
with interest.

So for all u dudes hu have the audacity to not Know hu he is,here are 5 facts about him.

1)Kenneth is big,hunky,and muscular.

2)Kenneth is a good singer.

Notice as Kenneth skillfully sings with a smile on his face at the same time.

3)kenneth can play the guitar even better than Elvis Pressly.

Kenneth playin the guitar with flair and flamboyance on my sofa.

4)Everyone one loves Kenneth.

Kenneth embracing Liang Wei's leg tenderly.Brandon watches on sleepily.

5)Kenneth is the man!!!!

Girls,all the traits u want in a man,handsome,smart,hunky,athletic,lovable and talented(too bad there had to exist an Elliot Cruise,oh well...)

Ok,thats all for now.Hope u love it Kenneth,enjoy!!!!!!

Last lesson of the Season

2006-08-26T23:44:00.000+08:00

Well,wat da ya know,before u noe it,its the last lesson of the Term.Man,this term have been fun and eventful.Though this term has had the worst attendance ever,and had some of the least interesting subjects,it was still a great term.Maybe there were some bullshit here and there,but more or less,it was,as i said earlier,a fun and memorable term.

Well,all sorts of funny things happened,which made school life less repetitive.Well,I hope that class life will continue to get more and more interesting and as we continue our education at Csulb,and I hope that we will all grow and mature as time goes on.I wish all u peeps from Csulb good luck to ur exams man!!!

Ok,well now thats said and done,I can now talk about the final lesson of the semester.It was a Bio lesson of all lessons,well not that it matters since probably only 3 peeps in the whole class pay attention.I was tryin to get as many pics as i could of my classmates for use for another crappy article but now that i have no use for them,i will post them here.Here are pics from the last lesson of this semester,enjoy!!!

Gallery of this Sem's last lesson (notice my supreme parapazzi skills)

Dr Cj,our bio teacher.Wanted to use this pic in my MAKEOVER article,but oh well....

Some sneaky guy taking a pic of Grace while she is eating i think...(Btw,it was not me Grace,so dun kill me!!!)

Shawn looking attentive during lesson.Kevin in the background lookine even more interested.

Finally get a picture of Chevonne after she finish wiping her face with that thick stack of notes.

Once more,give it up for the,RISK FOUR!!!!

Ok,thats all for now folks,seeya around nxt time!!!

The coolest BoyBand ever!!

2006-08-25T11:28:00.000+08:00

Hey guys,are u bored.Have u reached a point where N'Sinc totally bores u,and where listening to the tunes of Westlife could put you to sleep.Have you come to the stage where Energy makes you feel energyless and thinkin about 5566 causes you to hallucinate about numbers?

Well,not to worry,for all you depressed heart-broken handsome guy loving fans out there.Allow me to present the latest and best pop sensation ever........

Presenting.....................the.........................................

The Risk Four!!!!!

Let me introduce you to the coolest boygroup ever!!!

Ok,now whats so special about this Boygroup?Is it just another Handsome Boygroup that will break the hearts of desperate girls?

No,it is a really special Boy Group.Well let me tell u PEEPS why.We are really handsome to start with.Not only that,we cant sing!!!Aint that amazing.But we are really good at Risk.Not only that,we kickass at Dota.Heres the even better part,Animals love to hear us sing!!!!!Aint that cool??Ok,its time to introduce you to the members,here we go!!

Earnie Lee

This is Earnie Lee.He is our special yet,well gay member.But dun be fooled by his girly exterior.
He has the heart of a LION!!ROAR!!!!wat u dun believe me??NVr mind then.He is a highly skilled dude,and have a certain charisma around guys.SO ppl,this is EARNIE LEE.

Torres 9

Everyone,this is Torres9.He is an amazing dude.Cant u tell from the pic,hmm,hmm?Well for those hu cant tell,let me tell u why!!He is a super soccer player.Unmatched,not only that,he is a super hero.He claims that he can even teleport!!!Woah!!Thats..amazing.Ok,nxt guy now...

TaruTaru

This our coolest member,TaruTaru..........He is small,appears harmless,but he packs a really fat punch.So dun mass wif this guy man!!Ok,finally the moment we all been waitin for....The final and most amazing member.............

Elliot Cruise

Now,for the most amazing of guys,presenting,the one,the only,ELLIOT CRUISE.Most amazing dude ever man.Handsome,multi talented,genius,strong,supreme in all aspects.He has only one thing to say to all you guys out there."If u wanna be like me,give up,its never gonna happen,cos a fly can never be a dragon,and thats just life."I so agree with u,Elliot Cruise.

Ok,till nxt time,byebye!!

So,wat is the purpose of life and where can i find true happiness?

2006-08-23T20:22:00.000+08:00

Ok,this is goin' to be my first serious article.I noe i have blogged once today already,but i cant resist the urge of writin' this one.

Well,in our happiest moments,we dun really think much of life,looking at it as one long joyride.However,in our loneliest,lowest,most depressed moments,we start wonderin',now wat is the purpose of life,why are we even here,?Are we just here to make money and cling on to life?Are we just here to find a perfect soulmate,have a family,and live the end of our lives by the sea?

Well,I believe life is more than just about money,havin a gorgeous wife,or living in a big house with scholar-like kids.If life was just about this few things,then we are nothing but animals with ambitions.

So then,WAT is the purpose of life?I believe that if u were to discover the purpose of life,u will haf to believe that God at least exists.After all,even the famous aethist philosopher Betrand Russel said that "unless you assume a God,the question of life's purpose is meaningless."Well,how do we noe theres even a God out there.I mean,where is God?Is he but an illusion,a fool's answer to everything that happens?No!!God is real and hes alive.Even Albert Einstein,perhaps the greatest genius of the 20th century said there must be a God.How did he come to such a conclusion?For all you science fans out ther,you guys will like find this part extremely interesting.According to astronomers,the Universe began in something they call the Big Bang(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Big_Bang#Big_Rip).Prior to this,the Universe was in an indescrible state,and till todat,scientists and astronomers have no idead of what the Universe was like at this point.However,aproximately 13.7 Billion years ago,the Universe sprang into existence in a giant explosion which we call the Big Bang.TIme,matter and energy were created as the Universe continued expand and expand.So then,how could the Universe just spring into existence without any catalyst?How did the Universe come into existence from nothingness.Albert Einstein for all his culculations and genius could only come to one conclusion.The only logical answer of how the Universe was created was that an omnipotent being is the one who created the Universe.So,the only explanation for this is that God must be the one who created the Universe,and thus,God must exist.

The awesome Universe which God created

Now that I have established that God do exist,I can now speak about your purpose on life.Many a times,we try to find our purpose in life by looking at ourselves and attempting to figure it out from there.However,we did not create ourselves,and thus we cannot find our purpose in life by looking inwardly.We must understand that it was God who created us.We only exists because God wills that we exist.We must realise that we were created for God,not the other way round,and hence,to find your purpose in life,you must look towards God.Please do not misunderstand that God is a heartless creator,and that we are nothing more then toys to him.This is the wrong way to look upon God.God is a good God who loves the people which he have created.He sent his only son,Jesus Christ to come down to Earth to not only minister and to teach us,but to die for our sins even though he was blameless and we did not deserve it.God is a God who loves us so much that he would send his only son to die for us.Thus,since God is a God who loves us,he seeks to give us a life which is both happy and fruitful.He desires to give us a life of little regret,a life which we are proud to live,a life which is meaningful.Hence,God our creator did not leave us in the dark to wonder and guess the purpose of life.He gave us his Word,our instruction manual to life,the Holy Bible.In this book,God reveals to us why we are alive,how life works,what to avoid,and what to expect of the future.You must not build your life on success stories,pop physchologies,or on success-motivation.We must build our lives based on the word of God.God says in the Bible that"heaven and earth will pass away,but my word will still remain."So for all you guys who are struggling to find your purpose in life,dont be discouraged but instead,seek God.And to all christians,please try and spend time everyday to read the Bible and I know it will change your life for the better.So thats all for now folks,seeya guys around!!

Jesus Christ,Son of God

The "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER" part 1

2006-08-23T00:18:00.000+08:00

Ok,finally one half of the Vietnamese duo have sent me the pics.Now I can finally begin my funnest entry yet.

Do some of u look like this----
but want to look like--------------------this?
This is one handsome dude.

Well,thank ur lucky stars for all u ugly/average/normal/medoicre/unattractive/boring/pig looking people.Cos now,brought to u by the one and only Elliot Cruise,there is the

"CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!"

Now,i bet some of u peeps are wondering is those not so big head of urs "now wat could the CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER" be rite? For the benifit of those lacking in IQ and brains,I shall explain it in a simple simple form.Ok,now u guys are ready to began.

The "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!" is basically a new self-improvement developed by me,ur sincerly,Elliot Cruise.Basically,it is a process that will transform u from that average/ugly/boring look of urs into somethin'hot and sensational.

Ok,here r the simple steps.

1) Get a new haircut.Go get a good designer cut from a place like Hair Profile at Far East Plaza.
2)Start hittin' the gym.
3)If u r fat,pls refer to the "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPERIENCE".
4)Go to Zara and get some new expensive clothes.If u have bad taste,pls ask the gay fashion-addicted salesman for direction.
5)Make sure u brush ur teeth and bathe well so that u dun stink.
6)Get some pimple cream and wash ur face everyday.
7)If u r really ulgy,go see a plastic surgeon,he will noe wat to do.
8)If u r really really ulgy,just give up.
9)Now u r already to go.

Ok,this part of the article will show u how the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER" has changed the lives of 2 of it's recepients.

RECEPIENT A---Earnie Lee

He was one of those really ugly gay guys.I pitied him bcos he would nvr get a guy at this rate.So I decided to help him out.

Heres a picture of Earnie Lee when i first met him.

So,bein' the kind soul tat am,i decided to give him the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!"
Now,this was a tough case.I had to use all 7 steps to pull this one off.I thought it was impossible but in the end,it was a partial success.Anyway,heres a picture of Earnie Lee now!!!

Earnie Lee now,aint he partially hot now?(just need to get some muscles)

Ok,it is now time for recepient 2.Since it was Chevonne's birthday on Monday,Chevonne,treat this part as a birthday present,hahahahaha,ENJOY!!!

Recepient B--Ennovech Lin Shu Taj Mahal Alexander Hok(identity have been edited for security reasons)

This was another really really tough case.I was initally puzzled at this case.It was hard to figure out wat to do.This was my most difficult case yet.When I first met her,she was an overweight out of a job superhero.So,I decided to help this poor soul out with the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!"

Ennovech prior to the CRUISE TREATMENT.

So,i had to put in alot of effort on this one to help her out,having to use the first 7 steps intensively to pull this one off.

Finally,after much hard work and determination,look at her now!!!

Aint she pretty now?

Man im good,the one to the right probably needs some help though.....

Well,thats all for now peeps,seeya guys around,btw,once more,happy 21st or 22nd birthday Chevonne!!

More pictures from Bennett's Birthday

2006-08-22T18:34:00.000+08:00

Sigh,still waiting for that Vietnamese duo to send me the photos so i can do my next article.Those morons,nvr mind,I will find somethin else to do instead.Anyway,here are more photos from Bennett's party@Swensens.

Bennett's Birthday Picture GAllery II

Csulb legendary Gay Couple (Earnie and bert)

Da birthday boy with Kevin

The latest Pop Sensation, Elliot and the Swines.

Bennett with the handsome(but sleepy) A-list celebrity ELliot Cruise.

Back by popular demand,Mojin seeing a camera for da first time and some girl reading the "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPERIENCE".

Chevonne spoiling the family potrait,while grandmother Li admires my hair.

Finally a nice family potrait,btw Chevonne,arent u suppose to be lookin' at the camera?

Well thats all for now folks,seeya guys nxt time,and once more,happy birthday Bennett!!Btw,happy birthday Chevonne!!Anywayz,till nxt time,folks!!

Bennett's birthday

2006-08-21T10:24:00.000+08:00

It was Bennett's birthday on Friday.I wish i could have written on this earlier but was unable to due to unforseen circumstances.OK,back to then subject,it was Bennett's birthday on Friday.So we all went down to Swensens to celebrate his birthday.Well,it was quite cool,just that i did not have any money to eat so sigh...............just had to watch everyone eat,but nvr mind it was ok since it was Bennett's special day.Well,the atmosphere was kind of lively,Kevin was disturbing the mysterious girl(SLK),and then after he got bored/daoed,he started irritating Mojin(Jie Jie).Well,hes a funny guy.After a moment of philosophical thinkin',i came to the conclusion that the older u get,the dumber u get,(applies to only certain ppl,U NOE HU U R!!!).Thank goodness that Jie Jie have a guardian angel in Bertina(Li Bao Zhu),and an excellent HANDSOME superstar brother(wonder who could this be?),so Kevin could not bully Bertina too much.Then there was the interesting physhological phenomenon Shawn.He is well,an OK dude,but...everyone wanted to take pictures wif him.Well,either they are gay or just deeply passionate about him.Then,there was the birthday boy.He was kinda lethargic in class,but once we got into Swensens,OOOO,he was a totally different kind of animal.Its like Clark Kent transforming into Superman.....so its like, WOAH.Anyway,im glad he had a good time,so once again,happy birthday Bennett!!

Picture Gallery of Bennett's Swensen Birthday

Shawn lookin depressed(probably just got dumed by some guy)

Shawn with Bennett,lookin happier now(wonder why?)

The 2 dudes with Kevin

Me and bennett

The dude himself

Jie Jie Mojin showing her big head

Mojin looking at a camera for the first time,Sl studying "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPERIENCE"

Chevonne looking sad after realising that if she eat to much, she will become fat.(he,he)

Finally,a big group photo.

Anonymous" I dun understand why boys can pee so openely..."

2006-08-19T17:59:00.000+08:00

Today,I will talk about a little talked about subject.It is titled "I dun understand why boys can pee so openely".A long time ago,a girl visited the boy's toilet.

the mysterious girl,(go figure who could this be)

She then asked me a profound question which could shake the very foundations of the glorius world of men.

Men, the most awesome creatures on this planet,wont u agree? Huh,huh?

"I dun understand why boys can pee so openely......."

An exquisite picture of where men do their business.

This was a question which even a great genius like me had no answer to initially.
After a while of thinking,I finally found 4 possible reasons.

a)It saves space.
b)Men have no shame.
c)Men are dirty.
d)Every guy are specially equiped for peeing in a unique way.

So, there u have it,the reasons of why men pee so openely.

How to lose weight the RIGHT WAY!!!

2006-08-18T19:41:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone,welcome to my new blog,written by me,Elliot Cruise.The first topic that i shall talk about is WEIGHT_LOSS.

Well,being fat sucks.Not only does it mean that you unhealthy, it also makes you unattractive.

So, how many of u wanna look GOOD,just like the one in the pic hmm?

Well,not to worry,for all you fat and out of shape people.NOw, there is the "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPERIENCE" by yours truly,Elliot Cruise.So now,what exactly is the "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPEREINCE" eh?

Good looking ppl u can be like::

Well,here is what u need ta do.

1)Run at least 2.4km a day

2)Do at least 100 pushups and sit ups a day.

3)Have a normal lunch and breakfast,but for dinner,eat just half a bowl of rice.

Do this and you would see near instant results.A good example of this successful program is me,who have lost 3kgs in just 2 weeks.

So, 2 all those obese people out there,it is nvr too late to get into shape.

Gallery of successful clients:

Aint they look... Happy?