Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Ok,finally one half of the Vietnamese duo have sent me the pics.Now I can finally begin my funnest entry yet.
Do some of u look like this---- 
but want to look like--------------------this? 
This is one handsome dude.
Well,thank ur lucky stars for all u ugly/average/normal/medoicre/unattractive/boring/pig looking people.Cos now,brought to u by the one and only Elliot Cruise,there is the
"CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!"
Now,i bet some of u peeps are wondering is those not so big head of urs "now wat could the CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER" be rite? For the benifit of those lacking in IQ and brains,I shall explain it in a simple simple form.Ok,now u guys are ready to began.
The "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!" is basically a new self-improvement developed by me,ur sincerly,Elliot Cruise.Basically,it is a process that will transform u from that average/ugly/boring look of urs into somethin'hot and sensational.
Ok,here r the simple steps.
1) Get a new haircut.Go get a good designer cut from a place like Hair Profile at Far East Plaza.
2)Start hittin' the gym.
3)If u r fat,pls refer to the "CRUISING SLIMMING EXPERIENCE".
4)Go to Zara and get some new expensive clothes.If u have bad taste,pls ask the gay fashion-addicted salesman for direction.
5)Make sure u brush ur teeth and bathe well so that u dun stink.
6)Get some pimple cream and wash ur face everyday.
7)If u r really ulgy,go see a plastic surgeon,he will noe wat to do.
8)If u r really really ulgy,just give up.
9)Now u r already to go.
Ok,this part of the article will show u how the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER" has changed the lives of 2 of it's recepients.
RECEPIENT A---Earnie Lee
He was one of those really ugly gay guys.I pitied him bcos he would nvr get a guy at this rate.So I decided to help him out.
Heres a picture of Earnie Lee when i first met him.
So,bein' the kind soul tat am,i decided to give him the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!!"
Now,this was a tough case.I had to use all 7 steps to pull this one off.I thought it was impossible but in the end,it was a partial success.Anyway,heres a picture of Earnie Lee now!!!
Earnie Lee now,aint he partially hot now?(just need to get some muscles)
Ok,it is now time for recepient 2.Since it was Chevonne's birthday on Monday,Chevonne,treat this part as a birthday present,hahahahaha,ENJOY!!!
Recepient B--Ennovech Lin Shu Taj Mahal Alexander Hok(identity have been edited for security reasons)
This was another really really tough case.I was initally puzzled at this case.It was hard to figure out wat to do.This was my most difficult case yet.When I first met her,she was an overweight out of a job superhero.So,I decided to help this poor soul out with the "CRUISE UBER MAKEOVER!!!"
Ennovech prior to the CRUISE TREATMENT.
So,i had to put in alot of effort on this one to help her out,having to use the first 7 steps intensively to pull this one off.
Finally,after much hard work and determination,look at her now!!!
Aint she pretty now?
Man im good,the one to the right probably needs some help though.....
Well,thats all for now peeps,seeya guys around,btw,once more,happy 21st or 22nd birthday Chevonne!!
Thanks to all the blogs i referred to(countless) for html code help :) (esp. cyn' and sixseven)
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